Rituals & Balderdash

You are a Ritualogist working out of your crummy New Jersey apartment. You must take requests to help people with their issues. In return, you get rent money, but you suffer their affliction in return. You can choose to heal yourself, but you won't be able to earn as much money.

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Instructions

Listen to a customer's order and flip through your Rituals 101 book to try and find the best solution for their issue, the rituals are:

1) Glasses for glaucoma. Gives recipient better eyesight but you develop  black spots

2) Tugging at the heart strings . Recipient falls in love but your mouse has tremors

(mouse tremors do not work on the HTML version)

3) Braino to lameo. Recipient becomes smarter but your time to do orders decreases

4) Luck but at what cost. Recipient luck increases but you gain less money per customer

5) Tinnitus. Recipient's hearing greatly improves but your game volume lowers

6) Wealth for health. Helps heal the casters affliction but your customer won't pay for that

Follow the instructions in the book tapping each rune in order.

By removing it from your customer you will take on their affliction.  You can remove a random affliction by doing the last ritual in the book, the dice will show you which you have removed:

1) Removes some blindness

2) Slows tremors

3) Returns seconds off your customer clock

4) Increases the amount of money gained per customer

5) Fixes your hearing

Press x to close the game